Six and Nine? Complete the Equation!!!!

Hey y'all, sup? So, my last post was a bit 'personal'. If you read, understood and appreciated it, Big Ups to ya! And if you're one of those that expected something 'steamy' well.......... Imma reserve ma comments. You can probably guess what this post is all about from the title.
A lot of You took part in that crap that was trending in Lagos on Twitter... What I call; The Curse of the Zombies; here's all I could come up with:::::::

----- iBlog, uRead, iCurseYou, uNoKnow!!!!
----- iTweetNonsense, uFollow, iTweetSense, uUnfollow, uNoGetSense!!!!
----- uScopeMe, iNoGree, uCussMe, urPapa!!!
----- uGay, iNoGay, uWanSeeMyPant, uDeyCraze???
----- uCallMeEstelle, iFinePassYou, uBeFlavaFlav
----- uScopeMe, iNoGree, uAsk'Why', urPrickBeLikeTree
----- iSub, uSubTheSub, uBeBalotelli?
----- iWantHead, uWant69, uBiteMYPrick, iChopUrClitnSpitItOut

The last is my very favorite which brings me to the topic, To Give or Not To Give 'Agali'....... If u no sabi wetin 'Agali' be, ask the broda next to you! Recently had a conference chat with a couple of tweeps on this very topic. To say the conversation was super heated is an understatement.... Now I'm not tryna tell you what or how to do what you or that your sex life sucks; which it probably does, I'm just sharing my knowledge!!! (Not that I know that much *blushing*). Now we all know our favorite #DrakeLine in Rihanna's What's My Name;
"Heard u good with em soft lips, yea u know word of mouth, the square root of 69 is ate sum'n......."

The square root of 69 is actually 8. Something if u think about it ( yes na! I be efiko; I too know maths *winks* hehehe) BUT!!!! Dear brothers, why have some of y'all refused to complete the equation??? WHY??!!! One said he's just too selfish to get down on any girl.... Another said its not considered 'moral' to go down on a girl and its rather disrespectful to let someone you care about give you a BJ!!!! Dear readers and fellow blogger, I'm open to different 'lame' excuses..... I actually do respect your 'selfishness' more than I would your 'pretense' as regards your opinion having to do with 'morality'.

Last night, as I was tweeting, I swear this my neighbour was giving his girl head! If you could hear the way she was moaning, no be plick dey do that type!!! ( I wouldn't know oh *innocent eyes* I'm just guessing). Anyways.... If you have a hygenic girl who you claim to love and is assumed to not be sleeping around, why the fuck would you not want her to experience the Bliss ( erm...... Na dem-say)? You say your 'huge' dick can do the work? Well, I bet you her neighbour's long tongue can do a better job!!! Just wait let him catch her..... Tell that punani bye-bye.... She will be singing 'oh my home' for you. But I'm sure she loves you, she won't let him 'flick' it.... *yimu*

Now, if you are one of those dear brothers that want perfect wives who are so prim and proper that they won't get on they knees and work that pole..... Your type would definitely see nothing wrong with cheating! Unless you be church boy that thinks anything beyond 'missionary' is sin!!! But make ya driver catch her first, then you go know say him sabi drive some kain things beta than cars..... And some girls are shy. While some don't wanna even see 'it', some just want 'it' to have their mouths as permanent residence.... Feel free to bring all your 'luggages' too. One girl, was asked why she slept with her 'friend' ( another topic for another day) she said, " I just wanted to play with his dick, see what it looked like and how it felt like in my mouth. Wasn't really interested in the sex, just his dick!"..... Na true story but no be me tell you..... Some girls were born to suck.... Ladies, #NoOffence... But please if she says NO, then don't try to 'push' her head south with style.

Some girls can mess up sha.... So be careful where u *in Dame's voice* press ya tongue!!!! Another true story.... A friend of a cousin of his brother's friend said; he met one fine girl at the movies, after much 'chyking' and successive meals at expensive restaurants, he landed the babe.... She asked for head, he obliged and 'went to town', and he just heard small POOOOM.... The babe mess!!!! Now he dint finish the story so imma use my imagination..... He pulled back soooo fast that the clit got caught in his small 'open-teeth' and he closed his mouth(teeth) and KPIM!!!! He bit off her clit!!!! E fit be lie sha.... Na me add that part..... Ladies!!!!! Small small biko nnu?! Let him have a reason to want to go down there another time..... Nothing like a clean-shaved punani #NoHomo, so no DM me dey ask me if I do girls.... -_-

Anyways, its your organ to do what you want with it. But I expect that if you want head, you should be willing to give head

" To get ahead, give a head"

That's gonna be my pimping business motto... Ladies drop ya CVs with my associates @KevinWithAnL and @Tobilawbar..... Lmfao.... I no want green-green stretch marked girls oh, preferrably Kim K nyash!!!! Just kiddin, no go dey send me mails oh......

But seriously, why not try communicating with your partner. Know what they want, what they wanna do..... A lil more pleasure never hurt anybody.... (If pesin get heart attack from 'over-orgasm', I won't be held respoonsible; this is a Disclaimer :D). I know some would still not agree.... *shrugs* feel free to share your opinions... Holla at me @elceedutchess on twitter..... No go bite pesin clit comot oh!!! Ask for help if u no sabi!!!!! No shame in learning... But no ask me sha!!!

Hope you enjoyed the read.... Catch y'all on my next post.... Thanks
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